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wishcandy:

Oh gosh I haven’t kept a sketchbook in years! Here we gooo 😬 #art #sketchbook
Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
soulfulsock:

tobias on his way to steal your girl

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

reblogged from: funpoolparty
naking:

limbsa7o:

The first bionic hand that allows an amputee to feel what they are touching will be transplanted later this year in a pioneering operation that could introduce a new generation of artificial limbs with sensory perception.

raw

I hate feeling like a second choice
Ahora que lo pienso, lo he sido too many times

Hey, mister, can we have our ball back?

(Source: johnkrasinski)

(Source: pin-eye-woman)

imperfecthope:

Frankie Boyle can be an absolute CUNT sometimes but then he will say something like this that is fucking hilarious

(Source: a-very-original-name)

(Source: ezramichaelkoenig)

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

reblogged from: buttsqueezin

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

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thanks, dan

reblogged from: buttsqueezin

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas)

reblogged from: buttsqueezin
nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
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