renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

I hate feeling like a second choice
Ahora que lo pienso, lo he sido too many times

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas)